Bicycle advocacy is serious business. We think it’s important to step back every now and then to look at the lighter side of bicycling. It’s been over a year since we’ve done a Bicycling is Funny post, so we are overdue for some chuckles. Like biking, laughter is good for your health!
Q. What happened to the cyclist’s enthusiasm when the thunderstorm hit?
A. It began to wane.
You know you’re a serious cyclist when you no longer need a hankie to blow your nose.
Q. What’s the best way to get around in a snow storm?
A. On an icicle!
Q. Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bikes?
A. They tend to lose their balances.
Two cargo bikes roll into a bar and the bartender says, “I presume you’re here to get loaded?”
First cyclist: I’ve had it with my dog—he keeps chasing bicyclists!
Second cyclist: What are you going to do about it?
First cyclist: I’m going to confiscate his bike.
Q. When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
A. When it turns into a driveway.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bicycle with a flower?
A. Bike pedals!
Q. Why couldn’t Cinderella win the bike race?
A. She had a pumpkin for a coach.
Okay, now it’s your turn! Do you have a bicycle joke that you can share with us?
